Tuesday, April 13, 2010

iXhausted

Eversince i strtd oglin (nw u knw ts loooooong bak) ppl hav been tellin me 2 blog. Blog!Blog! but bt wat!n dey say "u can blog bt nethn under d sun"! hw can u! u can nly rite stuff u knw rt?n u rite bt friends n dey say u r a phony pal kummon u luv em n daz xactly y u r frnz! u rite bt luv... "ohh u guys r 2gdr?", "u evah did dat?" U R DEAD! wat if d guy ditches u? wat if t dsn wrk out...dey neva gona leave u. u r wd ur husband n kids dey kum n ask "isn he d guy u bloggd bt?"Man i swear dey love peace! evn on ur funeral these peacemakers wil b talkin thngs lyk "she ws wd him n thngs hapnd she married dis guy" Such ppl make evn a "Tessa George Katticaran" resurrect! u rite bt sexuality! OMG ! u dnt wana die a normal death???u r attacked 4m al sides by these so-called "culture preservers" n b4 u knw t ul b branded a slut! nw i knw y most of ma frndz blog bt sky,earth,fire,blue,green,yellow n so on under names like 'Obfuscated Ostrich'(no offence), 'Pervasive Poop' ,'Unaccustomed Underwear' (wateva heck these mean!) n al!but i wanted a name dat dus justice 2 maslf! i cdn kum up wd nethn better dan 'badass literally'! i used 2 b a badass n clg bt nw d mirror testifies d fact dat i hav such a bad ass! u c 4 urslf! m sure ud b surprised 2 knw tr aint a more suitable name! i rite bt ma lyf,ma likes n dislikes, ma guy (evn if m sure hes gona kill me 4 dat), ma body, ma sexuality...basically ts al bt me -d badass.so b4 eyebrows r raised, foreheads r frowned, moral police bombards wd "bhartiya nari-gone-western" dramas (as if i giv a damn ;)) lemme go blah blah blah.

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